In what ways am I free today?
- At work, I can take breaks and run errands whenever I choose.
- There are no rules about when i arrive for the day or when I leave for the day.
- I can bring my lunch or go out.
- When I go home after work, I can spend the evening naked.
- When I'm on vacation, I can have a mohawk.
- I can go wherever I choose during my vacations.
- My right ear is pierced and I can have other private piercings as I like.
- I can breathe deeply.
- I can masturbate in the bathroom stall at work.
- I can walk out of my contract with a few days notice. There is nothing holding me in this contract except for the desire to earn what I'm earning from this company.
- I can take another job where I'm making less money.
- I am free to relax and enjoy my work.
- I am free to get new tattoos.
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